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The most kick-ass composer ever.
Andrew Lloyd Webber composed the scores for many musicals!
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A fat cunt who blames all his weight on a touch rugby accident. His wife tries to put him on diets but it never works because he has a stash of yoghurts and coke in his bottom draw. His only exercise us chasing year 7s round the field with a litter picker. Hes known to tell pointless stories about his family that no one gives 2 shits about
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1: Falling Water was built by God
2: Really? I thought it was built by Frank Lloyd Wright
3: Frank Lloyd Wright and God are synonymous. DUH!
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1. The act of hovering one's loins above the face of their partner, drinking a gallon of stream water and releasing the liquids through the urethra onto the face of said partner.
2. Mastermind behind "Falling Waters"
When my boyfriend informed me we were going to Falling Waters, I didn't know it meant he was going to urinate on my face,while posing as Frank Lloyd Wright.
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The WORST composer ever. His tunes are simple and repetitive and very bad.
"So, have you heard about that new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical"
"Yeah, supposedly it's really bad."
"What else is new."
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Composer.His music is creepy. Andrew Lloyd Webber is creepy.
Also, he looks crazy. See: paedophile
"Holy shit, Andrew Lloyd Webber is creepy"
"I know! He so totally molested my son"
"Dude, that's wrong"
"Yuh I know, what a creep"
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Architect whose originality and style were overshadowed by his inflated view of self and tendency to create structures that leaked, were difficult to heat, and cracked. Embraced 'hypocritical humility' which is funny because he had nothing really to be arrogant about. The Unity Temple in Oak Park, like many of his works, looks like an upscale military barracks. He wasted alot of time avoiding the arch and pillar. Wright couldn't hold a candle to much better architects like Louis Sullivan or Daniel Burnham.
Jane: Hey what's that building over there?
Mark: It's a Borg complex. It was created by some guy named Frank Lloyd Wright.
Jane: Never heard of him.
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