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a very stupid way that roblox is deemed by newscasts and 90+ people.
Oof my 100 year old great great grandfather says roblox this way but the 2 year olds can say and spell this correctly.
rob locks
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When a guy is about to hook up with a girl but is thwarted by a locked door that prevents him from entering his apartment/house and there is no one else around to unlock it.
Guy 1: "Man I was about to hook up with this hot chick last night, but I forgot my key and couldn't get into my apartment."
Guy 2: "Dude you totally got lock-blocked!"
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Prison Slang: An act of revenge by a group of inmates against a snitch, punk or anyone who has broken the "inmate code". It is usually performed by throwing a blanket over the victim in the middle of the night (or when they aren't looking and alone) so they can't move or identify their attackers, and beating the living hell out of them with PADLOCKS stuffed into the ends of tube socks. (see also "blanket party")
That punk ass bitch narced on me to the guard for having a shank. We're gonna give his punk ass a lock party tonight.
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get so close... that the only thing gettin between me and the car ahead... is exhaust gas
When someone is trying to cut me off on the freeway and I'm in my old truck, I just lock bumpers and sqeeze 'em out.
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The primary cause of snoring in men.
When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.
Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.
The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."
Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.
Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
First woman: "My man is such a pig, whenever he lies on his back to sleep he snores like a walrus chewing a mouthful of wasps."
2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."
1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."
2nd: "I wish I had a penis."
1st: "Me too."
(they both sigh)
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when your girl friend cuts you off from sex.
Its been over a week since I have had sex with my girl friend see put the pussy lock on
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n; the action of a girl crossing her legs to restrict access to the cooter or Vag. a move often pulled by Virgins.
Owens: yo franky, you bang that slampiece last night?
Frank: Nah son, she gave me the V-lock.
Owens: that sucks man.
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