Mocha Lung

Similar to the black lung, except this condition is when you are eating a desert with powdered cocoa on the top (like tiramisu or certain coffee style cakes) and you inhale some of the cocoa powder, causing a violent coughing fit.

Me: Wow this piece of tiramisu is huge
Friend: yeah, if you eat that whole thing, you'll be out with the mocha lung for weeks.

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Iron Lung

when you chop the bottom off a 2L pop bottle and take an empty bread bag and tape it over the hole so you can form a pocket. to use you would first make a bowl out of tinfoil and poke holes in it and stick ure weed in it then when prepared push the bag inside of the bottle with yo hand and spark the bowl and slowly pull the bag out of the bottle watching closely that it fills with smoke and remove the bowl and place mouth over drinking end and suck all the smoke out that has been sucked in very fast.

Man those iron lung hoots we took earlier set me on my fuckin ass man

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Dung Lung

To inhale enough shit stench that the fecal fallout replaces the oxygen in your lungs.

Last time I was in a truck stop bathroom I passed out from Dung Lung and had to be life-flighted to Cleveland.

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fish lung

A fish lung is somebody who is a fool and is very weak. you may call somebody a fish lung if they back out of a fight or can not do something that concerns physical action

"shut it you fish lung"

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Wet lung

A Kinky sexual act involving a humidifier, vape juice, and lungs.

Ay baby girl let's come back to my place and get you a wet lung.

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black lungs

when your lungs are rottin

when your lungs turn black from smokeing

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aqua lung

To hold in a hit of marijuana for a long time.

Dudes got aqua lung over here.

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