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1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.
2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"
"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"
"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
A White person that tells White lies, or falsely accuse someone of something.
That lying ass wigga says, “I stoled from him.”
A apparent fierce, impressive and honest woman
But is actually living in a fantasy, can't tell the truth about what she had for breakfast and dates different men at the same time telling each she loves them as she's got serious dad issues
Also can't box for shit despite claiming she wins matches for charity
The Lyingness told stories that were too good to be true, even with video evidence on YouTube that proved she was lying
A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.
“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher”
When you do something outright stupid, but it is normal to everyone.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.
Anthony, you have said a lot of weird things lately.
You are starting to sound like Chris Ly!