One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!
1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.
2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.
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A very robotic Steven who has plain emotions and boring jokes , he is oily and sticky.
Hey look! It's the Steve machine.
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Any person who does/says things that a very cringe, ALL THE TIME
"Ugh Neena keeps trying to flirt with me, I would smash, but she's just too cringe"
"Ya I know man she's a fucking cringe machine"
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A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
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Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden
I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...
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A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.
Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.
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