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Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.
Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.
Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.
Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....
Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.
Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.
guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.
Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
Email that comes in from automated sources that a user has subscribed to, such as newspapers, blogs, retailers, travel sites, the Urban Dictionary etc.
Robo-mail consists of daily New York Times or any kind of magazine updates, the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day, blog updates, travel website updates etc. etc.
To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.
I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.
(n.) - Email letters and messages that arrive in your inbox overnight while you are sleeping, often from people in different time zones around the world
"Every morning I check my night-mail to see if anything urgent arrived from overseas. With all these time zones worldwide, you never know who is going to email you and when!"
-- overheard at a watercooler at the UN building in Manhattan
A mail-in dump is a large “finding” of mail in ballots for a political candidate when losing an election. Typically used by the Democratic Party, the mail in dump rose to prominence during the 2020 elections.
Warnock is done by 117,000 votes but don’t worry there’s a large mail-in dump coming at 2am that will secure his win.
A person in jail that gets mail.
An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.