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When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs
In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up
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Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven
"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"
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A kids summer camp located on Jacob's Island in Pigeon Lake nearby Peterborough, Ontario, Canada.
Also known as the greatest place in the entire world.
**On the bus ride**
Camper: Where are we going?
Nashville: Camp Maple Leaf, better known as
THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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A canadian who does not get enough maple syrup on his pancakes and becomes and emo and cuts himself
OH NO THERES NOT ENOUGH SYRUP!!!!!I am now a canadian maple emo
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The most loved yet hated team in the NHL. Most haters are usually jealous of the popularity the leafs'and their fans have. (Just remember) that the leafs hold the second most stanley cups in the league. haters tend to IMMEDIATELY jump in with "no cups since '67", "they suck", "they're too old" or other immature, insightful and hilarious comments. HA!
There are a lot other teams who suck a lot more than the leafs, so why don't all you haters go waste your life and obsess over that? Oh right, it's because you're jealous of the LEAFS. No one hates "losers" that much. Get a life. GO LEAFS GO!!
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When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.
Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.
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The worst team to play in the NHL since the Phoenix Coyotes. They have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, haven't made the playoffs since 2004, and have won 2 games int he first 12 of the 2009-2010 season. Their name also contains a grammatial error, as it should be the maple Leaves.
Hey did you hear about those Toronto Maple Leafs
Ya they suck
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