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When you masturbate into a sock an then put the same onto your foot or feet. feeling like a warm massage jelly on your toes.
Dude i totally found the perfect socks for an Eskimo foot massage!
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Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.
On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.
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the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping
daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage
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when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).
Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.
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A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.
Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage
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When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.
A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.
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A massage including the major portions of the body, i.e. the back, shoulders, legs, feet, arms, hands and neck, sometimes also including pectoral and gluteal muscles.
I would like a full body massage with focus o my shoulders.
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