fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

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white lives matter

a hashtag started by dumb hoes who thought they could trend it, but instead it got flooded with fancams by kpop stans

"yall did you see how kpop stans flooded white lives matter with fancams, i respect you bruh"
"i know the power of kpop, you go gurl"
"it is what it is, stan kpop"
"black lives matter and thats on periodT!!"

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Black lives matter

A trend.

how was black lives matter ?

a trend.

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Neglected brain-matter

Its when parts of your brain go mush and stuff. It is abbreviated as NBM

Guy with NBM: "You smell like turkey. I'm a Train."
Other Guy: "Woah man, you got a serious case of Neglected brain-matter!"

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all countries matter

A prank created by pretty much every country other than America to prank them on the Fourth of July by making #allcountriesmatter trending on twitter.

Chad from America: Happy Fourth of July bro!
Steve from Canada: Hey, all countries matter!

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black lives matter

trend

i put my tiktok pfp as the black lives matter fist

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'what-the-matter-for-you?'

an azn way to say, "what is the matter with you, you dumbass?"

Connor: "I like Sally."
Edward: "What? 'what-the-matter-for-you?'"

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