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mattress music

Mattress Music is Sex/Sexy Music.. Sexy Music you listen/dance too.

Mattress music is Jeremih: Birthday Sex

by _Tookié_ January 24, 2016


mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep

Belle would you like a mattress ride?

by jbrown92184 February 22, 2009


Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 30, 2016


Mattress Firm

an American mattress store chain founded on July 4, 1986. The headquarters of the company is located in Houston, Texas.

On October 5, 2018, Mattress Firm filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company planned to break 700 lease contracts by closing 200 unprofitable stores as soon as possible and was considering closing the other 500 stores out of the more than 3,300 it operated at that time. In November 2018, Mattress Firm emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023


mattress firm

A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free

I live in Mattress Firm because I’m poor.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018


stinkin the mattress out

When you're toking it in your dorm room/basement and it's really dank.

Hey man you smell Adam's car? He was really stinkin the mattress out with that zaza.

by The Borax August 3, 2024


punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023