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When after a guy cums, he takes his condem out, pokes a hole in it, then lets the girl suck the cum out from the condom.
dude your sister totaly wanted a mayo squeez with mexican bean dip on the side.
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A dumbass kid who fucks kylie and masturbates to mayonnaise. He is an ugly motherfucker who fucks dogs. His Dad and Mom are Mrs. and Mr. Hellmann's! His uncle is also a fucking tree who touches little kids and molests the god himself, Rich Anal (AKA Hari Arps).
Fuck you that Christopher Mayo. His sperm makes millions of dollars! Did you know his mom faps Christopher, his dad, and his uncle, collects all of their sperm, and sells it, making millions. What a disgusting scam.
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(Jane walks out of the house with tie dye knee-high socks. Friend Lily is taken aback)
Lily: Whoa, hippies de mayo
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You will need: 1 hotlink (or sausage if you prefer) and 1 hotdog bun
Dirty Mayo Hotlink: The act of ejaculating into the anus of another person, once done you must shove a hotlink (or sausage) into their rectum and then have them squeeze it out on a hotdog bun, You will then proceed to feed it to them.
Damn bro! I just gave that bitch a Dirty Mayo Hotlink and she wanted seconds!!!
I had some leftovers from the barbecue I didn't know what to do with, Then I remembered how much my mom likes Dirty Mayo Hotlinks!!!
Dude I just gave my sister a Dirty Mayo Hotlink but it burned the tip of my Dick!!! "Well that's because you're supposed to blow your load in her ass first before you shove in the Hotlink you fucktard"!!!
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1 : literally, the fifth of May
2a : a holiday celebrated by millions of Mexican nationals in America with notable festivity and drunkenness to commemorate their heritage and pride in the greatness of a country they couldn't wait to leave
2b : a holiday celebrated in Mexico by a small number of Mexicans with overwrought sadness and drunkenness to lament their expulsion from America by the Border Patrol <see also, el día de los muertos>
We wildly waved the la Bandera de México at the East LA Cinco de Mayo festival to protest those nasty gringos who won't defund the Border Patrol so they can afford to increase our welfare checks and medical care.
"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Now go kill some Gringo Bastardos!" Jose Angel Gutierrez
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Describes the odor coming from a person's unclean private parts (either gender).
At the gym today, I changed my mind about riding the excercise bike because the odor coming from the seat smelled like 'no mayo tuna fish'!
the act of eating a large spoonful of mayonnaise while dinner is still cooking
it's good for you
GRAB THE MAYO FOR A PRE DINNER SNACK! (eats the pre dinner mayo then whispers) it's good for you!
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