Meals on Heels

Lovely babes struttin' their stuff

Oh Man! Look at those meals on heels.

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Happy Meal

Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.

Hey bitch who i say is my girlfriend you wanna go have an angry happy meal in the bathroom.

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Dry Meal

Eating an entire meal without drinking anything, especially dry food, like buns or something. And then not drinking any water with it.

Guy 1: "I just ate a three course meal!"
Guy 2: "What did you drink?"
Guy 1: "Uhh...Nothing"
Guy 2: "Dude, you just ate a Dry Meal, way to be"

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Fagget Meal

Dessert

Do you want to get some dessert, Jim? (immediately following the main course). Oh, you mean fagget meal. No, i'm good, that fruity and chocolate shit is for women and gays.

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happy meal

Chicken and beer, simple as that

Fry me up a happy meal, bitch!

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happy meal

A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.

syn. Kids meal

"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."

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Molestation Meal

The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.

Molestation Meal: See above.

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