Happy Meal

A great term to use when describing attractive women in a discrete way and without being offensive. There are three main types of Happy Meals (in order of importance):

1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal

--Originator: NataShy

Ay man, check out this Happy Meal behind the counter.

The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.

I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.

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Meals on Heels

Lovely babes struttin' their stuff

Oh Man! Look at those meals on heels.

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Happy Meal

Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.

Hey bitch who i say is my girlfriend you wanna go have an angry happy meal in the bathroom.

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Dry Meal

Eating an entire meal without drinking anything, especially dry food, like buns or something. And then not drinking any water with it.

Guy 1: "I just ate a three course meal!"
Guy 2: "What did you drink?"
Guy 1: "Uhh...Nothing"
Guy 2: "Dude, you just ate a Dry Meal, way to be"

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Fagget Meal

Dessert

Do you want to get some dessert, Jim? (immediately following the main course). Oh, you mean fagget meal. No, i'm good, that fruity and chocolate shit is for women and gays.

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happy meal

Chicken and beer, simple as that

Fry me up a happy meal, bitch!

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happy meal

A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.

syn. Kids meal

"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."

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