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Mental undressing

Thinking about undressing someone.

Kyle is looking at Catherine while mental undressing her.

by MikeTheNoscoper April 11, 2016


mental wheelies

Something you’re can only do after clearing out a poker table to get the sayonara LE

Youtuber: “ok so today imma show you how to pull of some mental wheelies.
Other person: “ahh pretty good mental wheelies

by mxrccy September 24, 2018


Mentally weak

You are mentally weak if you cannot beat your PE teacher's 7 year old son in athletics

Mr Cullen: Run faster or I will mentally weak you!
Noah: Yo sir I'm already done
Mr Cullen: Well done kiddo your great but them over there are pretty slow
Them over there: Noooooo sir pleeeeasssee don't do it not the mentally weak laser aaaaahhhhhh
Mr Cullen: YOU ARE MENNNNNTALLLYYY WEEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!!
Them over there: Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!

by DeviLs brOther May 4, 2021


mental masturbating

When someone gets turned on with only the images the person thinks of in their head.

By the look of their face, I can tell they're currently mental masturbating.

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019


Mental Bleach

alcoholic concoction (I prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty shit you did the night before.

I have no idea what filthy shit I did last night, I drank some mental bleach and its all gone.

by ralf ralfenstein June 24, 2009


mental soundtrack

the song running in the background of one's mind as one goes about the day. used affectionately for the songs that persist for minutes or hours and that, like a movie soundtrack, reflect or amplify one's mood (rather than the odd, irrelevant songs that occasionally get stuck in one's head).

it's april, sunny, and getting warm. my mental soundtrack is, "oh what a beautiful morning."

she dumped me. my mental soundtrack is playing, "here he comes / that's cathy's clown."

that guy looks just like donald fagan. everytime i see him, my mental soundtrack switches to steely dan, "hey nineteen."

by jonnyss April 19, 2009


turd mentality

the mental state of someone who cannot articulate the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality

President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.

by Slamb Doctor September 16, 2020