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A place full of effete snobs, located in the shithole of Ann Arbor, also known as A squared, which its residents are also call, known as arrogant assholes.
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School located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Known for a declining football program, ugly women, boring parties, snobby unsocial students, and the Asian Invasion.
U of M's Students claim to be better than those of MSU because they study all day long and don't have any fun. They waste their life being unsocial and boring. They often bring up history of their football team and how good they are, yet recently, they have been one of the worst teams in the Big 10.
Students often use one excuse when being made fun of, "But....but...I go to U of M."
"I go to the University of Michigan, and I believe that whats important in life is studying and whacking off late at night because I cannot get a girlfriend."
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A small city inside St. Clair county Michigan. Just south of Port Huron and 45 minutes north of Detroit. Around 10,000 people, This city is well maintained and rather new as compared to other cities in MI.
Marysville, Michigan. Marysville, MI. Marysville, WA. Marysville, CA. Marysville, OH.
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the act of putting mentos down somebody's asshole and then pouring diet coke down the asshole. Then a chemical reaction occurs causing a stream of fizz to explode out like a geyser.
Tyler: Dude i just totally gave Amanda a Michigan Geyser last night.
Blake: I've done worse to animals.
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The best city in Michigan. Riverview is filled with preps, Woodhaven is filled with potheads, and Brownstown is filled with thugs, but Trenton is filled with people who don't care about stereotypes. Trenton wins almost every sports match and has the best hockey team ever. The teachers at Trenton High are amazing, especially Mr. Raupp, Mrs. Lowe and Mr. Clements :) Trenton ROCKS!
Me: Trenton, Michigan won the hockey game last night.
Jake: Duh.
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a small hick town with small-minded, mean people. there is never anything to do because it literally has two gas stations, three dollar stores for all the cheap people that live there, and one family owned diner. the little tiny lake there is polluted with human feces and all the kids that go to Beaverton High School wear the same boring, name-brand shit. the guys there are complete dicks while the girls tend to be complete whores.
wow this town is little and looks like crap, must be Beaverton, Michigan.
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Considered one of the "public ivies," the University of Michigan is one of the top public universities in the nation, with top 10 ranking programs in Engineering, Business, Medicine, and Law... to name a few. Its undergraduate acceptance rate has declined significantly, shrinking from almost 50% to less than 25% in the past decade. It is situated in the picturesque college town of Ann Arbor, the most educated city in the US. It currently holds over 44,000 students.
The University of Michigan's football team has produced the likes of Tom Brady and Brandon Graham. Also known as Umich or UofM, it has educated icons such as Michael Phelps, Lucy Liu, James Earl Jones, Madonna, and Larry Page. It is often characterized by its extensive alumni network and overwhelming sense of school pride and spirit.
However, its diversity is somewhat lacking-- it's pretty white, and there are many rich intl students and out-of-state "JAPs" and WASPs, and there is definitely some ethnic division as per nearly any college or school. Additionally, the winters are dreadful.
The students are generally stereotyped as being either antisocial nerds or crazy partiers, but many of the students are well-rounded, highly involved, and sociable. Depending on who you hang out with, you could end up talking to kids who've been accepted to Ivies or degenerates who just binge-drink and waste daddy's money on Juul pods.
I hope that's a somewhat holistic view of Umich. I still love it here-- Go Blue!
MSU kid: The University of Michigan is shit.
UMich kid: Then why didn't you get in?
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