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san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂
Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!
A place of hell. Bald headed devils. And Endless yelling.
WE LOVE THIS Hargrave military Acadamy SHIT...
Im lying we hate it pls help
Typically a young woman who often times comes from a military family, whether there are active duty members or not, who will seem as though she is surrounded by military men (whether that be family, friends, or partners) often. She may date military men exclusively even if it’s not intentionally. This is commonly due to an admiration of the values and morals that most military members have. She could be seen supporting multiple branches by posting pictures with those in uniform, owning different accessories or clothing items with military symbols/sayings, and attending military events (i.e. graduations, ceremonies, galas/balls).
Dude 1: Payton is a major military girl. Her family has an extensive list of vets and her brother is active duty Air Force. She’s also dated guys in four different branches!
Dude 2: Has she ever dated a civilian?
Dude 1: I doubt it, her current boyfriend is a marine.
Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.
Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.
A disease that’s nearly impossible to cure, someone who has rights. Infects white, cisgender males, and causes them to love America and the military.
"Yeah... Alex has WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME - He has too many rights and loves America far too much."
This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.