When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.
Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.
A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh
He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.
My BEST FRIEND. Tobi lives sonic and has sonic hair. I will bully anyone who messes with Tobi. Tobi has a groovy artstyle and loves drawing bears. KILEE is stinky and Tobis dad is very very fine
Me : *exists*
Tobi Miracle : I got sonic hair now
Me : bet *tobis dad walks in the room* AWOOOOOGA!!!! *my eyes pop out of my head and my tongue flops out of my mouth*
A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product
I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!
This is when you mix together every type of hard liquor and wine there is and a gallon of each. Every Sunday to drink it at midnight and until it’s all gone with all your family and until all your blessings come true. Everyone must drink at least a gallon of the blended drink in a hour. No ice , chilled until midnight in your gallon cups.
That miracle drink hit the spot , I’m doing it every Sunday , and drinking it at midnight on Monday the same day the new day start at night at 12am on the dot.
When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.
Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped
I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip
A term used for an old man masturbating
Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip