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It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.
I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.
The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.
I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!
Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.
1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
"You are such a moist pretzel!"
Is something the male species can insert their male organ into
Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie
A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram
“Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”