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wipe a mole

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018


bloody mole

The unfortunate situation of having a large unatractive mole on ones face. Others will mutter "blood mole" in regards to the hideous (and in some cases hairy) mole that is catching their eye.

That bloody mole is winking me in the face...

by Jstokes89 April 19, 2017


Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 5, 2011


Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 24, 2022


mole slave

a man and or women who is honorably addicted to smoking mole bowls; a mixture of pot and tobacco smoked out a water pipe.

"dales been smoking pot and red river tobacco out his bong for 26 years, what a mole slave!"

by slave boyy April 4, 2014


mole wacked

Halo
using an empty rocket laucher as a club to beat down an opponet

HA HA You got mole wacked b!tch

by silent ray February 20, 2008


Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.

"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake

by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021