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one who is hipocritical and only participates in his mormon studies when he has to , a lazy bloker.But is usually smarter than the average mormon because he has been in high school upwards of 20 years.
wow hes a real sunday mormon, he cussed all week at practice and didnt even show up for the sunday games because he had to read mormon scrolls.
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A person who used to be a member of LDS, but is now an Atheist who likes sherbet in sprite.
I WAS in the LDS, but now I'm a MORMON!
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A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer and professional forgerer and member of the Mormon Church. Hoffman entertained himself by finding documents to embarass the Morman Church and nearly exposed the vast Mormon enterprise for the fraud that it is. This book explains in great detail the involvement of church hierarchy in this cover up.
Man, I posted this definition of Mormon Murders on Urban Dictionary and the Mormon thought police had it removed within a week. Lets see if this one makes it any longer.
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slang for a Scientologist
Tom Cruise and his "Space Mormon" goons are passing out free Dianetics tests at the Taco Bell....lets go to Arbys instead.
Anything not containing sexual innuendo, profanity, drugs, alcohol, caffeine or coffee. Also someone who excels in school and/ or volunteers excessively.
Person 1: Who did you hear that "that's what she said" joke from? Was it Micah?
Person 2: Nah, it was John, Micah's WAY too Mormon Approved.
Having a boner and not being able to do anything about it
Joe Smith had some really bad mormon wood in class
A term used referring to anal sex in SLC. In Salt Lake City a lot of girls, usually Mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have anal sex instead of vaginal intercourse. Thus remaining "pure" in order to be married in a Mormon temple. The logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town...
Person 1: So, did you hear "Brittany" isn't a virgin?
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.
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