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a phrase that synonymous with "to perform cunnilingus on a female". The term refers to the yearly cleaning, or mucking, of a dirty livestock barn, with the mucking describing the act of cunnilingus and the barn being an unwashed vagina. The term was coined by homosexual hockey players who were disgusted with the thought of performing oral sex on women.
After a long day's work, Jake loves to go home, put something comfortable on, flip on the fire place, have a glass of wine, invite Brandy over, then muck her barn
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A double entendre meaning a vampire or a muff diver. Famously used in a Cramps songs bearing the same name.
when the sun goes down and the moon comes up/ i turn into a teenage goo goo muck/ i cruise through the city and i roam street/ looking for something that is nice to eat
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In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.
Etymology:
'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.
'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.
'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"
Crowd: /raucous applause/
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A successful Australian band from Geelong, Victoria.
Tim: Muck Fondays was awesome last night!
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Mucking a Barn means absolutely fuck someone so hard (hurt) to the point where they can't feel any body part anymore. Aldo can be described as beating someone up stupidly hard
Jesus: so what did you do last night
God: well some kids ding dong ditched and I ended up mucking a barn or 2
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The band "The Cramps" made a song called "Goo Goo Muck"
It's a horny teenager who is ready to mingle and will take what they can get.
They might even make animal noises at girls, because they're so horny.
They roam the streets, but aim for the sheets.
A goo goo muck: "When the sun goes down and the moon goes up, I turn into a teenage goo goo muck."
Every girl on the strees: "Run for your lives!"
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to shoot ones load, to spaff ones wad, when ones cock does crow, when excrete ones man juices.
to chuck ones muck.
i was ragging this bird... and she was so tight... if u did her, you'd chuck your muck all over her face...
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