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Australian Army slang term for a fleshlight.
“Oi smithy check out me new tug mug”
“Damn that’s pretty gucci ay”
The term "Mug Up" was used in coastal communities by the mid-1800s to describe any snack or coffee break throughout the day or evening.
“Mug ups" were an important part of life for fishermen. They would gather and have a hearty meal and warm up whenever they could take a break. Today, this nautical expression still describes a gathering of people for a drink and meal
Today, Mug-up is used by Scouts Canada to describe an evening snack (after dinner, but before Campfire). It is usually soup or hot chocolate and something to munch on (grilled cheese, etc).
We'll meet for a mug-up with the boys when we reach harbour.
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To be fresh as a mug is the greatest bonnet of freshness a single person can be. If you are called "fresh as a mug" by anybody anywhere you get the ultimate compliment!
Holy shit Jerry did you see Neo in those Jorts?! He's looking fresh as a mug!
Something Really Shitty At The End Of The Defenition, I Feel Stupid By Looking At This.
"Get A Mug"
You: B R U H
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When you go alone to a strip club with way to much money and a stripper talks you into going to the VIP room. One hour later you are out 800 bucks and only got three lap dances! You got stripper mugged!
Ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. He decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. Thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. Next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club broke and pissed off because the bitch talked him into the VIP where she proceeded to milk only his wallet. Ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. Always go to the club with your boys or you may get stripper mugged.
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the act of urinating to the side of a toilet to create less sound.
John: Steve, where have you been?
Steve: I was using the bathroom.
John: You must've been pulling a silent mug, I could barely hear you.
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A picture of a person's face, especially those in police files.
There is a mug shot of the escaped convict in the newspaper.
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