Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party
Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!
Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.
Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.
(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.
I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.
Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.
Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.
Noun: A yard that is mowed in the front but not in the back.
Dude, you have a mullet yard!
I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.
Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.
Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!
Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.
Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.