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The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.
When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.
Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
when you're in multiple fandoms or "sub twitters" you are multi twt/multi twitter
"which fandoms are you a part of on twitter?"
"I'm multi twt"
a shirt that can be a skirt. or a skirt that can be a dress. clothes that can be other kinds of clothes
Bobella: "cindyloo thats a skirt"
Cindyloo: "no it's a dress. stop hating on my multi-clothing"
Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.
“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”
When you and your mates are at the races and your board shitless so you decided to see who can cum the quickest.
The next race isn't for 30mins wanna have a Race Day Multi