stringy mushroom

The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.

"dude, some bitch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her."

collarless mushroom

In other words, a circumcised penis

Let me play with your collarless mushroom.

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Mushroom dance

A dance to show your fellow humans that you are partaking in a life of wrongdoing.

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance
Whatever could it mean?.....

~It MeAnS yOu'Ve LiVeD a LiFe Of SiN~

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Bag of mushrooms

You know what it means...

That Anita is a right bag of mushrooms...

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mushroom pump

To get fucked way to hard with your mans mushroom.

Wanna get mushroom pumped in your dumper slut?

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Mushroom hunt

When a straight woman or gay man is extremely horny and looking for any guy to bang.

Did you see Jenna at the party the other day? She was totally on a mushroom hunt.

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mushroom tattoo

A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.

I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.

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