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1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
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When you masturbate using a Fruit Roll Up.
Christopher Arp sure loves his sticky napkin.
the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.
Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.
The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"
"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"