Birds Nest

The act of one plucking pubes from his/her pubic region and placing them neatly around the toilet seat creating what appears to be a "Birds Nest". Urine is often used to fuse the pubic hairs to the seat.

I left a Birds Nest for the next guy in line at yankee Stadium.

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rats nest

A multiplayer map in the video game "Halo 3".

"Dude, I just pwnd that n00b on Rats Nest."

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Spiders Nest

The Spiders Nest is when dingle berries occur on the gouche. The hairs connect from one side of the gouche to the other,causing pain every step. There are 3 types of spiders nests that can occur.
Stage 1: 3-6 hairs connected by poop
Stage 2: 7-10 hairs connected by dried up poop
Stage 3: 11+ hairs connected my dried poop(requires two pairs of scissors and tomato juice to ease the pain!)
Anything beyond a stage 3 needs immediate medical attention

Damn! I couldn't walk for 2 hours because i had a Stage 3 Spiders Nest!

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shit nest

The result of using a "splashgaurd" or "shit raft".
Feces sinks downward, wrapping itself in a comfortable nest of toilet paper.

Highly fibrous or buoyant shits will remain partially exposed to the air in the center of the nest, allowing them to pollute the surrounding air quality, and penetrate the nostrils of others in the area.

Use the other stall, someone left a shit nest in there.

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rabbit's nest

one's cock and/or balls, especially when chaffed and swollen

please pad my rabbit's nest!!

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rat nest

Wheen Yoooo ratch ass hair did and wake up the next morning and its all tangled up like a le rat nest

I got a Ratnest babe. Grab my brush

Rat nest -

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hornet's nest

The sensation of intercourse (or any penetration into the vaginal orifice) when a woman has a yeast infection.

"After I had sex with a yeast infection, I told my boyfriend that I would never have a hornet's nest again."

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