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A story about a girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
Bella in New Moon: "Hmmm... should I choose to go out with my handsome vampire or this sxc werewolf??"
Me: That's... just... sick.
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The small country thats a state. We have everything the rest of the country has. Think about it.
In New Jersey, you could watch the sun rise on the east coast, and watch it set on the west. You can climb a mountain in the morning, swim in the ocean in the afternoon, and get robbed at gunpoint in Newark by night. It's the only state where massive oil refineries and dairy farms are only a few miles apart. You a crazy busy industrious North, and a more set back relaxed south. Last, but not least, you can always be sure that where ever you are, a 24-hour diner is near by.
The United Counties of Jersey.
Guy #1: I'm bored, what should we do.
Guy #2: Lets go to New Jersey, they have everything.
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New Zealand
A land full of xenophobic, bad driving, stupid, one eyed, selfish, deluded, aussie hating twats.
The country is quite nice but none of the New Zealanders have any clue about it they all want to get out and go on ther OE. Once on their OE they rarely return because there is not work and any work there is will be better paid elsewhere.
'I live in a beautiful country full of friendly people here in New Zealand' !! yeah right it has the highest sucide rate of teenagers. A huge drug and alcohol problem. High chest problems because they live in wooden houses with poor heating. I rains constanly hence a green land under a long white cloud.
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Class traitor thatcherites
Most of tony blair and his cronies make thatcher look like a social reformer.
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The reason for all the birthdays in September.
I have about 10 new years baby friends.
They're all born in September
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An alternate word to describe the Fox "News" channel, signifying both the extreme right-wing bias of the network and the lack of credence in considering it a news network.
See "Fox Noise"
Fox never says anything good about Democrats, that's because they are Fixed News.
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New Order is the best band from the 80s. They have many sweet albums that inclube Substance, Low Life, and Technique (my favorite). NO has way better music than the cRap we see nowadays on MTV. Heck MTV doesn't even play music videos b/c all the music today sucks? Or it just isn't as good as NO. Unfortunately, almost all of the population (USA) hasn't ever heard of New Order, but they have heard of 50 Cent. This makes me want to cry.
-Best songs include:
Bizarre Love Triangle
True Faith
Vanishing Point
Blue Monday
Perfect Kiss
Mr Disco
Sooner than you think
Round & Round
These are some of my favorites.
Person 1: Hey! Wanna go listen to some New Order?
Person 2: Nah, let's go listen to 50 Cent;
we hardcore gangstaz y0
Person 1: /Cries from sadness.
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