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nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.

Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."

by Mc B June 30, 2010


Bat-Nipples

the deadliest weapons in the batman's arsenal, (even though they make him look pretty GAAEEE!!!)

oof, (dem bat-nips tho). the epicness of batman's BAT-NIPPLES!!!!!!

by epic dankness April 30, 2019


albino nipples

Flesh colored areolas and nipples.

Check out the albino nipples on that hot ass porn star. Where do they begin and how can they end?

by Mummbles the clown May 29, 2015


Rhino Nipples

When a mans nipples look like a rhino's lips. Common amongst body builders.

That guy works out too much. He obviously has Rhino nipples.

by bustap949 September 16, 2009


shrew nipples

uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS

theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!

by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020


Nipple Gut

Another term for man boobs, referring to a guy with a large belly who also has excessive fat in his upper chest region

Nick has been gaining some weight he’s got a nice nipple gut growing on him.

by Tony2two2times July 25, 2020


Nipple-ectomy

This is when you catch your nipple ring on something and tear your nipple off and your ring out.

OMG! I caught my nipple ring on the shower door this morning and almost had a nipple-ectomy. I hurt like a mother bear!!

by Boobralicious June 4, 2009