A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.
Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."
the deadliest weapons in the batman's arsenal, (even though they make him look pretty GAAEEE!!!)
oof, (dem bat-nips tho). the epicness of batman's BAT-NIPPLES!!!!!!
Flesh colored areolas and nipples.
Check out the albino nipples on that hot ass porn star. Where do they begin and how can they end?
When a mans nipples look like a rhino's lips. Common amongst body builders.
That guy works out too much. He obviously has Rhino nipples.
uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS
theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!
Another term for man boobs, referring to a guy with a large belly who also has excessive fat in his upper chest region
Nick has been gaining some weight he’s got a nice nipple gut growing on him.
This is when you catch your nipple ring on something and tear your nipple off and your ring out.
OMG! I caught my nipple ring on the shower door this morning and almost had a nipple-ectomy. I hurt like a mother bear!!