HEB is a large grocery store chain across Texas and Mexico. If you were to do some grocery shoppin' barefoot, HEB feet is what your feet would look like when you were done. Is used to describe dirty feet in any scenario, but the term is derived from the barefoot grocery shoppin' experience.
Girl: Ew, you got HEB feet.
Guy: Hell yeah! I run with dogs!
Feet that are huge, hairy, and sometimes leathery i.e. Frodo and Sam.
Whoa! Look at Will's feet, they're just like hobbit's feet!
condition; when you pee in the shower and the drain is clogged, the peed-in water backs up into your tub, getting on your feet causing you to have pee feet. also, if a hamster were to drink 2 gallons of whiskey and peed in their cage, they would also have pee feet.
"Aw, no! My hamster drank too much whiskey and peed everywhere in his cage! I better clean it out before he gets pee feet!"
"I can't get out of the shower with these pee feet!"
Based on anime character, koume shirasaka, from some shitty idol anime. When something is wicked cool or if an incel gets a hint of good luck going their way, they use this term as a way to show their excitement because feet is everything in their weird fetishist world.
Bro 1: heeeeey dude just got this number from this wicked hot chick!
Bro 2: woooooah dude that is totally Koume feet!
An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.
Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.
To run or sprint away as fast as one could go.
As soon as I heard the sirens I hit the feet.
PG version of "WTF" or "what the fuck?!"
*Four midgets riding a baby elephant through Central Park.*
Casual Observer: ...where's the feet?!