A long soft hanging thing that woman go crazy for
bro life is like a penis, it's long and soft, till woman come along and make it hard
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"Hey, I never realized that "penis" was really just an anagram for "spine"
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The third leg to a males body that ejects jiz.๐ธ
"hey, what's in ur pants?"
"oh, it's my third leg, also known as a PENIS, that's rock solid."
the thing you put in your homies ass when he is asleep
ayo why yo penis up my ass nigga?
something that you think is big but in reality you probably have the smallest one
I have a bigger penis than you (he in fact did not have a bigger penis than him)