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Something from the movie Doom that Cooli says a lot.
Cooli: Semper Fi Motherfucker! *punches in face*
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adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"
While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe
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When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.
a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.
b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(
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Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.
I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.
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The most over-hyped car audio company known to mankind. A company that is run by a bunch of Pussy Ass Bitches, and makes some of the worst sounding subwoofers known to mankind. A companies whos products dominate the used for sale section due to their poor quality.
Person 1: My subwoofer sounds like a middle aged man taking a shit.
Person 2: Ohhh, you must have purchased a sub from FI Audio!
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During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.
I am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.
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ebonic term for a long time, usually for an estimation but in general is just used as an exaggeration of time spent.
He gotta be smokin o snortin somethin cus be been up fo like fo fi days, real talk.