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sausage fist

The act of an overweight individual striking someone with the hand, as in a slap or punch.

Karen, don't look; I think he's gonna get sausage fisted!

by robulastage May 5, 2010

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Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

by huzinator August 3, 2010

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Hungarian Sausage

Slang for uncircumcised Hungarian dick.

My husband's Hungarian sausage always rips up my poor American vagina if he isn't careful.

by dancefloor July 23, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sausage Link

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man butt-fucking and being butt-fucked simultaneously (it also works orally).
This is a tricky sex act. If the group of participating men don't keep a good rhythm going, things can easily get out of whack, breaking the link and sometimes causing serious injury.

Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave would finally be treated with more respect by the seasoned veterans in their group.

by Colostomy Kid May 20, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kielbasa sausage

1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter.
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song

1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage"
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."

by Drunken Ninja April 7, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

by Dusky Seaside August 10, 2013

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sausage lips

very large lips, resembling sausage links

Man he has some big ass sausage lips!

by mfizzleyo October 29, 2008

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