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Becoming FACIALLY ACTIVE is to open a face book account and begin to stream post about your life on a personal leval to all your friends who don't care (but act like they do). Or, if you have a face book but are not an active poster, and have now become borred with your life and you've begun to post update you are now FACIALLY ACTIVE (my congrats)!
Girl 1: "You rarely post shit on your facebook"
Girl 2: "I know I need to be more facially active"
OR
Girl 1: "fuck Jake is always posting new status updates on facebook"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's way to facially active"
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Another way of saying that your on your period/mentrual cycle.
Man: "yo, babe. Can we have sex?
Woman: "sorry, I'm periodly active."
Man: "dafuq? You mean your on your period?
Woman: "no shit Sherlock."
Man: "then why didn't you just say your on your period?"
Woman: "I wanted to see if you would be smart enough to know."
Man: -.-
Woman: :3
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To succeed in a scam and continue with the scam after the mark has given you all of the resources they have available. To knowingly continue with criminal actions. To continue with scamming behavior. To ignore moral fortitude and dig a deeper whole without regard to the ones you have scammed or continue to scam. To drop out on planned commitments with no consideration for others involved.
That guy has never paid for anything in his life and now he is getting free clothes because he lied to the Goodwill and said he was homeless, he has Azan Active
This new tax code is Azan Active, too many people are independent contractors and there are virtually no deductions.
After they robbed the car, they went Azan Active and burned it. Stealing a radio is one thing, but now the whole car is destroyed, all over a radio.
Those online foreign bankers stole that man's retirement. When he told them he has to go back to work to make money, they went Azan Active and asked for his check to be direct deposited to them.
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An active shooter is someone who gets a lot of consecutive hoops in basketball.
“Tyler is an active shooter today”
“I got sent to the principal’s office because I yelled “ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!!”
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an annoying term used by telemarketers to get a call through the receptionist, typically in the automotive industry
hi, this is Tyler with deal activator, is Jim available?
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Idiom. The act of quitting your job in a fit of reckless fury, perhaps justified, but still hasty in nature. Origin: JetBlue Flight attendant Steven Slater, early 21st c., August 9-10, 2010. cf. "jumping the shark"; 20th c. "postal".
USA Today: "As the plane was landing, Slater got on the public-address system and cussed at the passenger, the Port Authority said. He then grabbed at least one beer, activated the slide, slid down and went to his car, it said."
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