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A girlfriend that publishes lies about you on Urban Dictionary.
Kyle: Emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?
Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.
Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!
Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.
Kyle: Thanks babe.
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Title given to a girl one dates solely to meet her more desirable friend.
Melissa was my gateway girlfriend for her hotter, smarter friend Rachel.
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A member of your crew meets a girl, dates the girl and fall in loves with the girl. From this moment on, he no longer hangs out with you or your crew and spends all his waking hours with the girl.
Chris: Where's Andy these days? I haven't seen him in ages!
Welly: He's round at Lou's, again. That's the third day this week and it's only Wednesday!
Chris: Fucking girlfriend sellout.
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Subtly adding the fact that you have a girlfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the girlfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.
Related to boyfriend drop.
Sheila: 'I was making a move on Franz, but then he girlfriend dropped so I backed off.'
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ugly girlfriend is your friends ugly girlfriend that everyone but him hates.
she will act like a complete bitch to both his male and female friends, getting easily jealous but if he friend reacts to this she will ring his dad and tell him that he threatened her.
despite being ugly she has slept with a lot of people and probably cheated on your friend.
see also succubus
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The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.
Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"
Warning Signs:
1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
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I cant get any girls to look at me in real life so i went and got me an e-girlfriend.
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