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Childproofing the House

A euphemism used for the term "tubal ligation", or "getting your tubes tied".

That little slut should consider childproofing the house.

After 8 kids, I should really consider childproofing the house.

I childproofed the house, but they still get in.

Person 1: Did you hear? Lawanda just got knocked up again, and she doesn't know who the baby daddy is.
Person 2: She should really consider childproofing her house if she's going to be such a skank.

by MzShadada August 8, 2012

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House down

Basically like an exclamation point, but drawn out for further emphasis on how extreme something is.

She dances the house down.

She's painted the house down.

She is fierce the house down.

by Vendrak January 21, 2012

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WoodHull House

One of the 6 boarding dormitories at The Lawrenceville School in New Jersey. Built in 1895, burned down, rebuilt and expanded upon in 1892, the house takes 40 young men from all over the globe and fashions them into brothers for life. On any given thursday, you find a Woodhullian spilling his blood on The Green Fields to ensure that greasy boys of Griswold never touch the muffler. We are WoodHull and here we stand.

Woodhull House is the best house hands down son.

by Woodhullian November 8, 2009

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House M.D.

The doctor which solved a lot of cases by thinking smart and dangerous. Seeing the positive outcome and the worst at the same time.

House M.D.: Hey, no problem the patient might be dad by tomorrow, but you think it`s better to wait a few hours...

The team: Yeah, but we think...

The machine: BP is dropping!!!

House M.D. : See, now we can put him on the antibiotics. You idiots.

by anatom123 September 27, 2010

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monkey-house

this term can be used, depending on the context, to define either of 2 things

a) a ghetto (socio-economically disadvantaged neighborhood populated, mainly, by ethnic minorities) public school where most, if not all, of the kids have or have had problems with one or more or even all of the following, among other things: being a run-away, truancy, the law, hard core drugs, prostitution, alcohol, teenage pregnancy pacts and curfew violations

b) an offensive term for either the psychiatric ward of a regular hospital, the local half-way house, or for a specialized mental health facility (such as Insitut Pinel in Montreal, Canada).

a mother finds out her eldest daughter is doing marijuana.

mother: Anna, you know, I don't really see the point of paying for your private education anymore, since, in my experience, once you have started on marijuana, the snow-balling effect won't stop until you crash and you will just keep going deeper. What i can do if you want, is send you to continue your education at the local monkey-house; Ecole Secondaire St Luc is right next door to our place.

Anna: roflmao. I started actually, smoking pot, because I broke up with my boyfriend Evan. And because of my breakup, Ill either crash, as you mentioned, or I guess I can check myself into a monkey-house, since I am just so bloody depressed, I feel like removing myself from society.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2012

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house show

A house party that features one or more bands or Disc Jockeys, often local artists, as an underground, non-corporate, usually free or cheap cover event.

My boyfriend and I are going to the house show down the street on Friday to hear our favorite band, "The Gossip."

by KGreenhaw November 9, 2007

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crack house

An establishment of some kind where people make, deal and smoke crack cocaine. This could be a house, an apartment, or a shack to name a few, similar to a coke house.

โ€œYou can always find a dealer at the crack house.โ€

"All the crack heads go to that crack house to smoke."

"The police raided a huge crack house and confiscated over 1000 rocks!"

by IceWarm October 31, 2004

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