doing numbers

When a tweet starts gaining traction & popularity. Usually with many retweets and favs/likes.

Damn, your tweet is doing numbers bruh!
I know man, I had to turn my phone notifications off.

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smith number

A smith number is any number whose sum of individual digits is also equal to the sum of the digits of its prime factorisation.

Smith numbers were named by Albert Wilansky of Lehigh University for his brother-in-law Harold Smith, who noticed the property in his phone number.

22 is a smith number because:
2+2 = 4
22 = 2*11
2+1+1 = 4
hence, 22 is a smith number.

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number rape

when an undesirable individual takes your phone without asking and acquires your number by calling or texting themselves from your phone. Please remember that this is done without your permission. Sometimes the number rapist will call or text the victim the following day, often implying that the number was given with mutual consent.

Ew, that ugly guy totally number raped me at the game last night.

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my number

you can't have it

oh sorry I don't have a phone you can't have my number

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fuck by the numbers

A mathematical way to have sexual intercourse.

He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?

She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.

He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).

<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>

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Number Four

Taken from a movie or show that i cant remember, A number four is where two people simultaneously shit together, whilst holding hands.

Gary : Me and sean did a number four together
Luke : Seriously... how?
Gary : We took a shit in the town toilets and held hands under the cubicles
Luke : Oh God.

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imaginary number

>The square root of a negative number.
>A number which you can think of which doesn't actually exist.

>(-1)^0.5 or the sqaure root of -1
= -1i.
>Hey, I just thought of a number that doesn't exsist.

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