Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
She went and bashed the nun for JJ wick he loves her Nun bashing
Rubbing a vaj jah jah till orgasm
She went and rubbed herself cause JJ Wick loves it when she does Nun bashing
A creamy, juicy nun; a nun you just need to go down on.
Man, look at that gelatinous nun!
Nun's finger refers to the lump on the middle finger from writing long papers with a pen. It's common among university students during their exam periods, especially MBA and medical students who have very long exams papers to write. It is thought to have come from a joke about nuns getting a similar lump, or rubbing sore from holding candles in a similar way to a pen but using them to pleasure themselves. There is also possible reference to the virginity of a finger, as the nun's finger syndrome is more common when the finger owner has not performed a great deal of intensive writing for some time.
As I am a computer programmer, I don't write with a pen any more I have a nun's finger from all my MBA exams.
when something is truly sopping wet
*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"