oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

Palm oil

A shitty oil that destroys the rainforest and kills orangutangs. It is used in things like Oreo's.

SHIT!!!

Alex: "Look, there is palm oil in this crab!"
Me: "Shiid bro, yeet it away!!!"

Oil Change

The attempt of chugging a beer while pissing and finishing the beer before you finish pissing.

"Bro, I finally finished my first oil change!"

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Oil lick

Taking a big dab (marijuana oil)

I just took the fattest oil lick

Oil Licker

A person that lies through their teeth so much that it's difficult to tell when they're actually telling the truth.

My story might seem far fetched but I'm far from an oil licker.

Oil Nap

To consume enough hash oil to become very sleepy and have to find the closest, softest thing.

Moz: "I'll be over in a few hours, just gunna have a oil nap"
Andy: "We do those oil naps"

Neck Oil

Neck Oil is a colloquial term for beer - implying that it keeps your throat “lubricated” with those delicious delicious hops.

Could I please get a pint of neck oil mate?