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Freako sex game that involves: 1 loaf of bread, 2 bum holes, and a good aim. One must stretch open their bumhole while the other one tries to insert a small piece of bread into the hole from whatever distance.
Evan: Are you up for some fun tonight sweetheart?
Melissa: Oh yes, let's play crumbs in bums!
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The act of a midget masterbating by swiping his hand over the top of his penis
For example: chris (bread crumbs) all the time because he is afraid of jerking off correctly
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It is a sandy vagina
sex on the beach results in a crumbed cutlet
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My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.
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Butt Crumbs are the small little particles of pubic hair and feces that fall on and around the toilet seat when going to the bathroom.
Why do you always have to leave your Butt Crumbs on the toilet seat after going to the bathroom? Please wipe them off the next time you use the bathroom.
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A slang term used to describe a sexual act. The specific type of act is not defined as to leave the audience guessing.
With an assortment of donuts to choose from, he only wanted an English Crumb.
Did you hear that Kurt gave Amy an English Crumb.
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The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness.
also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.
'dude, did you have a salad today?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'
also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'
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