Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

mason jar

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!

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Jar Of Cocaine

What Johnny Depp allegedly had as stated by Amber Turd so it’s clearly false cos she did a bump in court while on the stand

Amber Turd: “..and he had a jar…A JAR of cocaine”
Johnny Depp: *giggles*

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arm jar

is where you apply deodorant after a shower then get sweaty and instead of showering you add more deodorant instead of washing your pits to the point where moving your arm is like opening a new jar

man I was so embarassed yesterday at the club I had a arm jar when I danced wit my lady

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Wonder Jar

When a man places his penis or taxidinker into a jar full of water to make it look bigger.

Kyle: "That's fucking disgusting dude, get that wonder jar out of here."
Nick: "It's not a wonder jar... I just fell dick first off the balcony at a mason jar factory."
Kyle: "Your dick is small and ugly."

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Pickle jar

used to describe a place full of men

Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.

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pickel jar

another word for a pussy

i put my dick in her pickel jar

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