ramp job

A sudden, suspicious, and unexplained rise in stock market prices at the end of the trading day. Attributed by observers to market manipulation by large financial institutions.

In particular, a "ramp job" is suspected to be the work of the secretive "PPT" (Plunge Protection Team). Refers to an attempt to sustain artificially high prices in equities despite an overall bear-market trend.

Derisive term suggesting nefarious activity, related to other slang terms such as "whack job" (secretly arranged contract murder) and "hack job" (ineffective temporary solution to a problem).

"Look at that ramp job in the S&P chart at the close on Friday. The PPT is hitting hard, they really do not want this market to fall. Don't believe the hype."

Gum Job

When a street whore with no teeth sucks your penis with her dentures out.

Hey sexy, how much for a gum job?

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sandwich job

1) One of those small chicken sandwiches from the Wendy's drivethru, often eaten in cars with friends after great Clint Eastwood movies. Often has ambiguous sexual connotations.

John: "How'd you like that sandwich job?"

Scott: "Why, it was delicious!"

ballerina job

When a ballerina, as though a feather, twinkle toes ever so lightly on her male partner's tip.

I just got the best ballerina job from Katelyn L yesterday.

gas job

A gas truck. Often used to express distaste that it's not a diesel.

Billybob1: That's a sweet Ford!
Billybob2: Yeah but that ain't no Powerstroke, that's a gas job...

minge job

like a blow job... but on a minge.

can also be used as a derogatory term for a given individual.

"would you lke a minge job?"

or

"Matt is such a fucking minge job, i hate him"

Reef Job

A Sex Act similar to a hand job, but involving more coral.

The Austrailian Government are offering $150,000AUD for someone prepared to spend 6 months on a reef job.