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The male version of a muffin top.
My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.
a person that unevenly slices homemade bread. (as if beaver teeth sliced the last piece)
“Evenly slicing fresh bread to make toast is very difficult if you live with loaf loather.”
A general term for pooping on or beside one’s bed.
I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.
A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).
Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.
to bone somebody in the asshole
"Hey Jeff, when I go home imma stuff a loaf."
Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.
After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.
A word to describe a pet that loves human of other animal interaction.
Tyler: "Milo's cat is so cute and friendly!"
Fred: "I know! She's such a snuggle loaf!"