loose as a dock

Is when your friend is such a slut she is called "loose as a dock" (a boating dock).

Schoolgirl 1: So how many guys have you slept with this week?
Schoolgirl 2: um... bout 15 ... I think.
Schoolgirl 1: But it's only Wednesday! You are as loose as a dock, bitch!
Schoolgirl 2: Fuck you!

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loose tooth.

A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.

Oh my god, I have a loose tooth.

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Loose Lippen

the femal version of "free ballin"
not wearing any underwear thongs panties etc..

she has no underwaer on at all!! shes loose lippen

Flint Loose

a situation/event/problem that is capable of being done so smoothly it becomes as loose as Eric Flint.

Dude, i hooked up with that chick; SO EASY!

Like Flint Loose?

You know it.

cheap and loose

carefree and relaxed

I get cheap and loose in the hot tub

Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

Loose necropheliac

A loose necropheliac prefers to blow-dry and stretch with lube the labial majora of an inpatient at a morgue preferably after closing.

I couldn't invite Herman to the holiday party because everyone suspects he is a loose necropheliac.