Russian Rope

This is the practice which is usually taken up by the older women of countries such as Russia and The Bulcans, it involves the thatching of their pubic hair so that it forms a long and braided rope. The young children like to play swing whenever grandma stands up. The Russian Rope has been exported to many different countries and dyed different colours and can be found pretending to be curtain material. The majority of the curtain pullers that you find in the UK are in fact Russian Rope.

Dave: Here you go, that's your curtains set up for you.

Stephen: Thanks, I really like the puller, what material is it?
Dave: That is 100% Russian Rope.

Stephen: What?

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at ropes end

when one is out of options. similar to a catch 22, but with nothing to go on.

i dont have a job, i dont have a car. i cant get a job without a car. i cant get a car with out a job....im at ropes end

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Rope On A Soap

The horror of finding a pubic hair stuck to a bar of soap.

Cant wait to get me own flat. I`m sick of Duncan leaving rope on a soap

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Jump Rope

The coolest sport on earth. It is a competitive and performance sport, you can do all types of things like multiples, manipulation, strength, and also acrobatic stuff. It only uses two matireals you and a rope. There are teams worldwide and the beat in the USA, 8 years running are the Cary, North Carolina Super Skippers, so go check them out.

Person 1: What are they doing?

Person 2: Oh, their Jump Roping

Person 1: Wow, Jump Rope is a cool sport

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Pumping Ropes

the act of ejaculating; as in pumping ropes of semen.

Bro that chick had me pumping ropes all night.

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Rope Bunny

Someone who likes to be tied up, while ing aging in sexual activities (often BDSM)

“My partner is a Rope Bunny, they really like being tied up”

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buy a rope

Go kill yourself

Why don't you just go buy a rope already?

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