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It's pretty self-explanatory.
A scale in which people rate the appearance of a woman, but instead of (1-10) they use words to replace
Dude, that girl is totally a booty slapper on the Hoe Scale
rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.
desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.
A nail art design created by Simply Nailogical (I think) that involves two (or three, or four) gradients on the same nail.
Person 1: That is some cool nail art!
Person 2: It's a scaled gradient with pink an purple holo nail polish!
Person 1: Wow! That is so cool!
A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.
Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
The Fairusa Scale is the scale is used to determine that a woman of unknown hotness, is either actually really hot, or that you want to punch her right in the mouth.
The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.
this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.
Damn, look at that girl over there, I cannot tell if she is hot or I just want to punch her in the mouth, I am going to need to run this through the Fairusa Scale to find out.
*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,
The scale (also know as “BC”) used to rate a chic you see in the back country, vs. in a big urban area like r your hometown. Generally you get a +2 bump up since almost every backcountry chic is full granola.
Damn! That chic was fire. At least an 8 on the backcountry scale. Solid BC 8.
The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
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