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Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To play checkers! This is a table joke
Line up a couple of shots and hit it.
Guy1: "Yo, man, lets hit the table tonight!"
Guy2: "Fuck yeah! Gonna get shit-faced."
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Incessant unnecessary complaints offered by your companions whilst you are dining out. Table whines usually occur more frequently after your friends and colleagues have partaken in table wine.
YOU: "I'm hungry, where is the food? What's up with this place???"
ME: "I'm sure we can ask for more bread to go with your table whine."
YOU: "I'm sorry, I'm just a little drunk off of the table wine."
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It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
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A table that is unbeaten
Martha: Hey, did ju beat dat table?
Lola: No, that table is an unbeaten table.
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A location where people meet up to discuss plans or have conversations.
"Yo bro lets meet up at the round table later"
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A table in your school lunchroom consisting of the poorest most hood kids in the school.
A table you sit at when no one wants you at their table.
You can tell it's the scummer table by the manner of dress they wear ( ratty old clothes) and a wave of stink drafting across the school lunchroom.
May or may not have lice, haven't taken a bath in weeks, also can be known by their scummy clothes and attitude.
They usually stick to themselves besides risk the embarrassment of daring to come to anyone else's table in the lunchroom, they would even get laughed at by unpopular people.
Sara got up from the scummer table and first came over to the preps table and was laughed at.
The scummers even get laughed at by unpopular people or normal people in the school and looked at as " what the fuck are you doing here", go back to your scummer table.
She was hated by all, including fellow scummers, but was tolerated by them due to being related to one of them.
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