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A name for a mans penis that likes the same sex
Lets leave here, there is to many one eyed mud golems lurking.
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A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.
How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!
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I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!
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searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"
girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
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anyone who gives someone a boner
damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!
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When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.
Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"
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Dick, the one eyed wonder stick and I enjoy our exiting little moments alone together
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