open joke

Opposite to a private joke, a joke which anyone can join in with at any time. However, because of the possible scale of an open joke, it is much easier to kill and gets old much faster than a private joke.

Due to the nature of an open joke, specific times, people or places are usually not crucial to its execution.

Guy #1: Do you think anyone gets these references?
Guy #2: Not as far as I know. Sometimes I think it would be funnier to use an open joke here, then everyone could join in.
Guy #1: Yeah, but I find this funnier.
Steve: ...

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Can Opener

a fart that takes the cake.

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?

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Open Relationship.

The immaturity of a person, who is not willing to commit themselves to someone. They want to be with each other, but want to see other people, too.

Also an act of insecurity where the person needs more than one mate to satisfy themselves and to boost their ego.

Example for "Open Relationship." would be: I love you, but I like them, too, and I wanna see them. Can we be in an "Open Relationship."?

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opening the yak

Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.

My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.

My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.

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open the books

reveal the inner workings of a project or company to a prospective new partner.

Anytime Mr Johnson wanted to open the books and initiate a new member, he, alone, didn't need the others' approval.

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open-minded

The state of having the same beliefs and perceptions as you, or being succeptible to their influence.

I'm looking to meet open-minded people, but only if they believe X, Y, and Z.

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Open Max

Someone who cannot close their mouth for more than 1 minute.

Hey max close your mouth and ill give you a super arcade token. *15 seconds later* :O <---- still Open Max

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