Clown Shoe Operation

n. an otherwise respectable entity that becomes so disorganized to the point where it becomes completely disrespectable.

syn. clusterfuckery

"The person in charge can't find their ass with both hands! What the hell kind of clown shoe operation is this??"

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Battery Operated Boyfriend

When a girl dreams of a boyfriend, but cannot get one, so resorts to a vibrator.

Aha that ugly lass Sheila's got a BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) cos she can't find anyone lol

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Operation Sweaty Hippo

When a group of adolescents grab a cake of fireworks and aim it at the designated enemie's house. The agents involved all stick together and have a strict formation and escape route. The mission must

Operation Sweaty Hippo left a fire at the neighboor's house, good thing Agent Gilligan got us a quick escape route, otherwise we'd be history.

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operation fucking disaster

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam

Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster

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Low Level Operator

1. Term used for those who are "too cool to obey rules"
2. Failure to achieve simple task

3. Acquires more than 3 FAILS per day
4. Operates at a very low low level

Mr. Miller: Alright class good day, don't forget tomorrow is our picture day, so wear your uniforms to school.

..next day..
Gilbert: Mr. Miller I forgot my uniform...
Mr. Miller: You are a Low Level Operator!

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Special Military Operation

Invasion

We are conductin a Special Military Operation in Ukraine.

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operation boish weekend

A group of boys head to a destination, usually a property of some sort and get highly intoxicated

Guys im trying to organise operation boish weekend, who is in?

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